It's not everyday women can (legally) just go topless — but could it be?
Cue 'The TaTa Top' — a flesh-colored bikini top with nipples that gives the illusion of toplessness and has women around the world causing double-takes as they perform everyday tasks.
While it's not uncommon to see men going shirtless for things like bike riding, home repairs or a day at the beach, women's bodies and so-called "female presenting nipples" have become synonymous with both hyper-sexualization and censorship — so much so it's commonplace in the United States for topless women to be in violation of "indecent exposure" laws.
Women around the world have embraced this unique nipple bikini top to make a statement on gender equality and double standards, feel liberated and confident in their bodies, turn heads in public, create the best Halloween costume ever, support a loved one battling breast cancer, and so much more.
The TaTa Top turns mundane, everyday activities into a radical act of defiance against a culture that too often shames women's (and men's!) bodies, reminding the world just who is in charge of your body: YOU!
So, what "topless" things can you do in The TaTa Top? Well...
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Keep your ta-ta's warm when it's cold
Tis the season for frosted nips!
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Ride a bike (with a beer)
As if there's another way...
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Boob-punch breast cancer
$3 from each top goes to breast cancer and women's health charities! Over $40K donated since 2014!
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Be a mermaid
Look at this stuff, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think your collection's complete?
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Build stuff
If manual labor is your thing...
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Go to a festival
Become the ~it girl~ of festival fashion photographers.
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Win Halloween
Everyone else should honestly just go home.
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Get the crew together
Tell your group chat if you buy 9 tops you get the 10th free (seriously!)
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Pretend to flash someone
This will either make someone's day or really freak them out. Or both. Either way it will be hilarious.
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Ride a horse
Prob your No. 1 priority after purchase.
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Meditate (with a beer)
The beer helps you achieve enlightenment faster.
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Have a baby
Go for it!
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Feed a baby
Great solution to the "cover yourself up" hysteria.
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SNACK
You should be doing this anyway — but doesn't it look just way more fun like this?
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Hang out with your breast friends
"Oohh you're the breast friend, that I ever had..." Isn't that what he says?
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Spend time in nature
Like Snow White, if she were wearing a bikini top with nipples on it.
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Bake cookies
Just like grandma made.
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Be supportive
It's for anyone and everyone! Let's all kick-in for equal rights!
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Do some fishing
At the very least you can pose on a fishing dock.
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Travel the world
This is what PTO is for! Don't waste it!
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Go to the beach
The REAL secret to having a beach body is: First yo— actually all you need to do is just put your body on the beach and BAM you've achieved beach body glam greatness. It's that easy, folks!
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Smash the patriarchy
Two words: Giant. Hammer.
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Cover your dog
That dog has eight nipples!! Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children?!
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Show your pride
You're on the right track baby, you were born this wayyyy
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Graduate
Congratulations (on fooling everyone into thinking you were wearing a sweater under there)!!
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Find your twin
FACT: There is no stronger bond than 2+ friends who both wear The TaTa Top.
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Make a soup or something
It could be a sandwich, too. Your call.
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Go surfing
Sounds like a hoot!
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Literally just sit there and look cool
It's so easy. A baby could do it.
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Unwind in some hot springs
If there is a better self-care tactic then we have not yet found it.
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Live your best life
Be you! Express yourself! Make a statement, support your friends, practice self-love and just have fun! Life is too short to live by others' expectations. Don't wait another day to start living your best life! Get your TaTa Top today!